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him。
Now； I did eventually get my father to tell me this； and； according to him； it was just as he choked the last struggling life out of the dog that he heard another scream； this time from above； and inside the house； and that was the boy they called Paul being born。 What sort of twisted thoughts went through my father's brain at the time to make him choose such a name for the child I cannot start to imagine； but that was the name Angus chose for his new son。 He had to choose it by himself because Agnes didn't stay long。 She spent two days recovering； expressed shock and horror at what had happened to me； then got on her bike and roared off。 My father tried to stop her by standing in her way； so she ran him over and broke his leg quite badly； on the path before the bridge。
Thus it was that Mrs Clamp found herself looking after my father while he insisted on looking after me。 He still refused to let the old woman call in any other doctor； and set his own leg； though not quite perfectly； hence the limp。 Mrs Clamp had to take the newly born child into the local cottage hospital the day after Paul's mother left。 My father protested but； as Mrs Clamp pointed out； it was quite enough to have to look after two invalids in the one house without having an infant needing constant care as well。
So that was my mother's last visit to the island and the house。 She left one dead； one born and two crippled for life； one way or the other。 N ot a bad score for a fortnight in the summer of groovy and psychedelic love； peace and general niceness。
Old Saul ended up buried in the slope behind the house； in what later I called the Skull Grounds。 My father claims that he cut the animal open and found my tiny genitals in its stomach； but I never did get him to tell me what he did with them。
Paul； of course； was Saul。 That enemy was…must have been…cunning enough to transfer to the boy。 That was why my father chose such a name for my new brother。 It was just lucky that I spotted it in time and did something about it at such an early age； or God knows what the child might have turned into； with Saul's soul possessing him。 But luck； the storm and I introduced him to the Bomb； and that settled his game。
As for the little animals； the gerbils； white mice and hamsters； they had to die their muddy little ploppy deaths so that I could get to the Skull of Old Saul。 I catapulted the tiny beasts across the creek and into the mud on the far side so that I could have funerals。 My father would never have let me start digging up our graveyard for family pets otherwise； so off they had to go； departing this life in the rather undignified garb of half a badminton shuttlecock。 I used to buy the shuttlecocks in the town toy and sports shop and cut the rubber end off； then squeeze the protesting guinea…pig （I did use one once； just on principle； but as a rule they were too expensive and a little too big） up through the funnel of plastic until it sat round their waist like a little dress。 Thus flighted； I sent them shooting out over the mud and the water towards their suffocating ends； then I buried them； using as coffins the big matchboxes we always kept by the stove； and which I had been saving for years and using as toy…soldier containers； model houses and so on。
I told my father I was trying to get them over to the far side； to the mainland； and that the ones I had to bury； the ones which fell short； were victims of scientific research； but I doubt I really needed this excuse； my father never seemed bothered about the suffering of lower forms of life； despite having been a hippy； and perhaps because of his medical training。
I kept a log； naturally； and therefore have it recorded that it took no less than thirty…seven of these supposed flight experiments before my trusty long…handled trowel； in biting the Skull Grounds' earth skin； struck something harder than the sandy soil； and I finally knew where the dog's bones were。
It would have been nice if it had been a decade to the day since the dog died that I exhumed its skull； but in fact I was a few months late。 Nevertheless； the Year of the Skull ended with my old enemy in my power； the bone jug pulled from the ground like a very rotten tooth indeed one suitably dark and stormy night； by torchlight and Stoutstroke the trowel while my father was sleeping and I should have been； and the heavens shook with thunder； rain and gale。
I was shaking by the time I got the thing to the Bunker； nearly frightening myself to death with my paranoid imaginings； but I prevailed； I took the filthy skull there and I cleaned it and stuck a candle in it and I surrounded it with heavy magic； important things； and got back cold and wet to my warm little bed safely。
So； all things considered； I think I have done all right； handled my problem as well as it could have been handled。 My enemy is twice dead； and I still have him。 I am not a full man； and nothing can ever alter that； but I am me； and I regard that as pensation enough。
This burning dogs stuff is just nonsense。
7： Space Invaders
BEFORE I realised the birds were my occasional allies； I used to do unkind things to them： fish for them； shoot them； tie them to stakes at low tide； put electrically detonated bombs under their nests； and so on。
My favourite game was capturing two using bait and a net； then tying them together。 Usually they were gulls and I tied thick orange nylon fishing…line to a leg each； then sat on a dune and watched。 Sometimes I would have a gull and a crow but； whether they were the same species or not； they quickly found out they couldn't fly properly…though the twine was long enough in theory…and ended up （after a few hilariously clumsy aerobatics） fighting。
With one dead； though； the survivor…usually injured wasn't really any better off； attached to a heavy corpse instead of a live opponent。 I have seen a couple of determined ones peck the leg off their defeated adversary； but most were unable； or didn't think of it； and got caught by the rats during the night。
I had other games； but that one always struck me as one of my more mature inventions； symbolic somehow； and with a nice blend of callousness and irony。
One of the birds shat on Gravel as I pedalled up the path to town on the Tuesday morning。 I stopped； glared up at the wheeling gulls and a couple of thrushes； then got some grass and wiped the yellow…white mess off the front guard。 It was a bright； sunny day and a light breeze blew。 The forecast for the next few days was good； and I hoped the fine weather held for Eric's arrival。
I met Jamie in the lounge bar of the Cauldhame Arms for lunch and we sat playing an electronic game over a TV table。
'If he's that crazy； I don't know why they haven't caught him yet；' Jamie said。
'I've told you； he's crazy but he's very cunning。 He's not stupid。 He was always very bright； right from the start。 He was reading early and getting all his relations and uncles and aunts to say 〃Och； they're old so young these days〃 and things like that b