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myth.conceptions-第2章

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 〃If there was one to be found here on Klah; you'd find it;〃 he snarled。 〃As I recall; you didn't have that much trouble finding this one the first time I turned my back on you; Apprentices! 〃
 He turned and retreated out of the sunlight into the dim interior of the inn。
 〃If I recall;〃 I mented; following him; 〃that was at the Bazaar on Deva。 I couldn't get another dragon there because you won't teach me how to travel through the dimensions。〃
 〃Get off my case; kid!〃 he moaned。 〃We've been over it a thousand times。 Dimension traveling is dangerous。 Look at me! Stranded without my powers in a back…assward dimension like Klah; where the lifestyle is barbaric and the food is disgusting。〃
 〃You lost your powers because Garkin laced his special effects cauldron with that joke powder and then got killed before he could give you the antidote;〃 I pointed out。
 〃Watch out how you talk about your old teacher;〃 Aahz warned。 〃The old slime…monger was inclined to get carried away with practical jokes once in a while; true。 But he was a master magician 。 。 。 and a friend of mine。 If he wasn't; I wouldn't have saddled myself with his mouthy apprentice;〃 he finished; giving me a meaningful look。
 〃I'm sorry; Aahz;〃 I apologized。 〃It's just that I…〃
 〃Look; kid;〃 he interrupted wearily; 〃if I had my powers…which I don't…and if you were ready to learn dimension hopping…which you aren't…we could give it a try。 Then; if you miscalculated and dumped us into the wrong dimension; I could get our tails out before anything bad happened。 As things stand; trying to teach you dimension hopping would be more dangerous than playing Russian roulette。〃
 〃What's Russian?〃 I asked。
 The inn shook as Gleep missed the corner turn again。
 〃When are you going to teach your stupid dragon to play on the other side of the road?〃 Aahz snarled; craning his neck to glare out a window。
 〃I'm working on it; Aahz;〃 I insisted soothingly。 〃Remember; it took me almost a whole year to housebreak him。〃
 〃Don't remind me;〃 Aahz grumbled。 〃If I had my way; we'd。 。 。〃
 He broke off suddenly and cocked his head to one side。
 〃You'd better disguise that dragon; kid;〃 he announced suddenly。 〃And get ready to do your ‘dubious character' bit。 We're about to have a visitor。〃
 I didn't contest the information。 We had established long ago that Aahz's hearing was much more acute than mine。
 〃Right; Aahz;〃 I acknowledged and hurried about my task。
 The trouble with using an inn for a base of operations; however abandoned or weather…beaten it might be; was that occasionally people would stop here seeking food and lodging。 Magik was still outlawed in these lands; and the last thing we wanted was witnesses。
 
 Chapter Two
 〃First impressions; being the longest lasting; are of utmost importance。〃
 …J。 CARTER
 
 Aahz and I had acquired the inn under rather dubious circumstances。 Specifically; we claimed it as our rightful spoils of war after the two of us (with the assistance of a couple of allies; now absent) had routed Isstvan; a maniac magician; and sent him packing into far dimensions along with all his surviving acplices。 The inn had been Isstvan's base of operations。 But now it was ours。 Who Isstvan had gotten it from and how; I didn't want to know。 Despite Aahz's constant assurances; I lived in dread of encountering the inn's rightful owner。
 I couldn't help remembering all this as I waited outside the inn for our visitor。 As I said; Aahz has very good hearing。 When he tells me he hears something 〃close by;〃 he frequently forgets to mention that 〃close by〃 may be over a mile away。
 I have also noted; over the course of our friendship; that his hearing is curiously erratic。 He can hear a lizard…bird scratching itself half a mile away; but occasionally seems unable to hear the politest of requests no matter how loudly I shout them at him。
 There was still no sign of our rumored visitor。 I considered moving back inside the inn out of the late morning sun; but decided against it。 I had carefully arranged the scene for our guest's arrival; and I hated to disrupt it for such a minor thing as personal fort。
 I had used the disguise spell liberally on Buttercup; Gleep; and myself。 Gleep now looked like a unicorn; a change that did not seem to bother Buttercup in the slightest。 Apparently unicorns are less discriminating about their playmates than are dragons。 I had made them both considerably more disheveled and unkempt…looking than they actually were。 This was necessary to maintain the image set forth by my own appearance。
 Aahz and I had decided early in our stay that the best way to handle unwanted guests was not to threaten them or frighten them away; but rather to be so repulsive that they left of their own accord。 To this end; I had slowly devised a disguise designed to convince strangers they did not want to be in the same inn with me; no matter how large the inn was or how many other people were there。 In this disguise; I would greet wayward travelers as the proprietor of the inn。
 Modestly; I will admit the disguise was a screaming success。 In fact; that was the specific reaction many visitors had to it。 Some screamed; some looked ill; others sketched various religious symbols in the 'air between themselves and me。 None of them elected to spend the night。
 When I experimented with various physical defects; Aahz correctly pointed out that many people did not find any single defect revolting。 In fact; in a dimension such as Klah; most would consider it normal。 To guarantee the desired effect; I adopted many of them。
 When disguised; I walked with a painful limp; had a hump…back; and a deformed hand which was noticeably diseased。 What teeth remained were twisted and stained; and the focus of one of my eyes had a tendency to wander about independently of the other。 My nose…in fact; my entire face…was not symmetrical; and as a masterstroke of my disguise abilities; there appeared to be vicious…looking bugs crawling about my mangy hair and tattered clothes。
 The overall effect was horrifying。 Even Aahz admitted he found it disquieting; which; considering the things he's seen in his travels through the dimensions; was high praise indeed。
 My thoughts were interrupted as our visitor came into view。 He sat ramrod…straight astride a huge; flightless riding bird。 He carried no visible weapons and wore no uniform; but his bearing marked him as a soldier much more than any outer trappings could have。 His eyes were wary; constantly darting suspiciously about as he walked his bird up to the inn in slow; deliberate steps。 Surprisingly enough; his gaze passed over me several times without registering my presence。 Perhaps he didn't realize I was alive。
 I didn't like this。 The man seemed more the hunter than the casual traveler。 Still; he was here and had to be dealt with。 I went into my act。
 〃Does the noble sahr require a room?〃
 As I spoke I moved forward in my practical; rolling gait。 In case the subtlety of my disguise escaped him; I allowed a large gob of spittle to ooze from the corner of my mouth where it rolled unhindered down to my chin。
 For a moment the man's attention was occupied controlling his mount。 Flightless or not
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