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〃I said ‘take the money and run' not just ‘run；' '' he corrected。 〃We aren't going anywhere until we've seen Grimble。〃
〃But Aahz…〃
〃 ‘But Aahz' nothing；〃 he interrupted fiercely。 〃This little jaunt has cost us a bundle。 We're going to at least make it break even； if not show a small profit。〃
〃It hasn't cost us anything；〃 I said bluntly。
〃It cost us travel time and time away from your studies；〃 Aahz countered。 〃That's worth something。〃
〃But…〃
〃Besides；〃 he continued loftily； 〃there are more important issues at stake here。〃
〃Like what？〃 I pressed。
〃Well 。 。 。 like； um 。 。 。〃
〃There you are； gentlemen！〃
We turned to find Grimble approaching us rapidly from behind。
〃I was hoping to catch you after the briefing；〃 the chancellor continued； joining us。 〃Do you mind if I watch with you？ '1 know you'll be eager to start off on your campaign； but there are certain matters we must discuss before you leave。〃
〃Like our wages；〃 Aahz supplied firmly。
Grimble's smile froze。
〃Oh！ Yes； of course。 First； however； there are other things to deal with。 I trust the general supplied you with the necessary information for your mission。〃
〃Down to the last gruesome detail；〃 I confirmed。
〃Good； good；〃 the chancellor chortled； his enthusiasm undimmed by my sarcasm。 〃I have every confidence you'll be able to deal with the riffraff from the North。 I'll have you know you were my personal choice even before the interviews。 In fact； I was the one responsible for sending you the invitation in the first place。〃
〃We'll remember that；〃 Aahz smiled； his eyes …narrowing 'dangerously。
A thought occurred to me。
〃Say 。 。 。 um； Lord Chancellor；〃 I 'said casually； 〃how did you happen to hear of us in the first place？〃
〃Why do you ask？〃 Grimble countered。
〃No special reason；〃 I assured him。 〃But as the interview proved so fruitful； I would like to send a token of my gratitude to that person who spoke so highly of me to you。〃
It was a pretty flimsy story； but the chancellor seemed to accept it。
〃Well 。 。 。 um； actually it was a wench；〃 he admitted。 〃Rather ely； but I don't recall her name just offhand。 She may have dyed her hair since you met her。 It was green at the time we 。 。 。 er 。 。 。 met。 Do you know her？〃
Indeed I did。 There was only one woman who knew of Aahz and me； much less our whereabouts。 Then again； there was only one woman I knew who fit the description of being voluptuous with green hair。 Tanda！
I opened my mouth to acknowledge my recognition； when Aahz dug a warning elbow into my rib。
〃Glah！〃 I said intelligently。
〃How's that again？〃 Grimble inquired。
〃I 。 。 。 um； I can't place the person； just offhand；〃 I lied。 〃But you know how absentminded we magicians are。〃
〃Of course；〃 the chancellor smiled； for some reason relieved。
〃Now that that's settled；〃 Aahz interrupted； 〃I believe you mentioned something about our wages。〃
Grimble scowled for a moment； then broke into a good…natured grin。
〃I can see why Master Skeeve leaves his business dealings to you； Aahz；〃 he conceded。
〃Flattery's nice；〃 Aahz observed； 〃but you can't spend it。 The subject was our wages。〃
〃You must realize we are a humble kingdom；〃 Grimble sighed； 〃though we try to reward our retainers as best we can。 There have been quarters set aside for the court magician； which should be spacious enough to acmodate both of you。 Your meals will be provided 。 。 。 that is； of course； assuming you are on time when they are served。 Also； there is a possibility 。 。 。 no； I'd go so far as to say it is a certainty that His Majesty's generosity will be extended to include free stable space and food for your unicorns。 How does that sound？〃
〃So far； pretty cheap；〃 Aahz observed bluntly。
〃What do you mean； ‘cheap？' 〃 the chancellor snarled； losing his posure for a moment。
〃What you've offered so far；〃 Aahz sneered； 〃is a room we won't be sleeping in； meals we won't be eating； and stable space we won't be using because we'll be in the field fighting your war for you。 In exchange； you want Skeeve here to use his skills to save your kingdom。 By my calculations； that's cheap！〃
〃Yes； I see your point；〃 Grimble conceded。 〃Well； there will； of course； be a small wage paid。〃
〃How small？〃 Aahz pressed…：
〃Sufficient to cover your expenses；〃 the chancellor smiled。 〃Shall we say fifty gold pieces a month？〃
〃Let's say two hundred；〃 Aahz smiled back。
〃Perhaps we could go as high as seventy…five；〃 Grimble countered。
〃And we'll e down to two…twenty…five；〃 Aahz offered。
〃Considering his skills； we could pay 。 。 。 excuse me；〃 the chancellor blinked。 〃Did you say two…twenty…five？〃
〃Actually；〃 Aahz conceded； 〃I misspoke。〃
〃I thought so。〃 Grimble smiled。
〃I meant two…fifty。〃
〃Now see here…〃the chancellor began。
〃Look； Grimble；〃 Aahz met him halfway； 〃you had three choices。 You could double the size of your army； hire a magician； or lose the kingdom。 Even at three hundred a month； Skeeve here is your best deal。 Don't look at what you're spending； look at what you're saving。〃
Grimble thought about it for a few moments。
〃Very well；〃 he said； grimacing。 〃Two…fifty it is。〃
〃I believe the figure under discussion was three hundred；〃 I observed pointedly。
That earned me a black look； but I stood my ground and returned his stare levelly。
〃Three hundred；〃 he said； forcing the words out through gritted teeth。
〃Payable in advance；〃 Aahz added。
〃Payable at the end of the pay period；〃 Grimble corrected。
〃C'mon； Grimble；〃 Aahz began； but the chancellor interrupted him； holding up his hand。
〃No！ On that point I must remain inflexible；〃 he insisted。 〃Everyone in the Royal Retinue is paid at the same time； when the vaults are opened at the end of the pay period。 If we break that rule and start allowing exceptions； there will be no end to it。〃
〃Can you at least give us a partial advance？〃 Aahz pressed。 〃Something to cover expenses on the uping campaign？〃
〃Definitely not！〃 Grimble retorted。 〃If I paid out monies for services not yet rendered； certain people； specifically Hugh Badaxe； would suspect you intended to take the money and flee without entering battle at all！〃
That hit unfortably close to home； and I found myself averting my eyes for fear of betraying my guilt。 Aahz； however； never even blinked。
〃What about bribes？〃 he asked。
Grimble scowled。
〃It is unthinkable that one of the king's retainers would accept a bribe； much less count on it as part of his ine。 Any attempt to bribe you should be reported immediately to His Majesty！〃
〃Not taking bribes； Grimble；〃 Aahz snarled。 〃Giving them。 When we give money out to the enemy； does that e out of our wages； or does the kingdom pay for it？〃
〃I seriously doubt you could buy off the army facing you；〃 the chancellor observed skeptically。 〃Besides； you're supposed to carry the day with magik。 That's what we're paying you for。〃
〃Even magik is aided by accurate information；〃 Aahz replied pointedly。 〃C'mon Grimble； you know court intrigue。 A little advance warning can go a long way in any battle。〃
〃True enough；〃 the chancellor admitted。 〃Very well； I guess we can give you an allowance for bribes； assuming it will