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oad 905。 Basically it was the Amazing Kingdom's entire security force； except for Pedro Luz and one other guard； who had spent the night at the amusement park。
Trooper Jim Tile was impressed by the accuracy of Joe Winder's intelligence； particularly the make and license numbers of the guards' personal cars…information pilfered by Carrie Lanier from the files of the Personnel Department。 Jim Tile was also impressed that not a single one of the guards had a clean record； to a man there arose problems with driver's licenses； expired registration stickers； doctored title certificates or unpaid traffic tickets。 Each of the nine attempted to slide out of the road check by flashing outdated police ID…〃badging；〃 in cop vernacular。 Two of the nine had offered Jim Tile a whispered inducement of either cash or narcotics； three others had sealed their fate by making racial remarks。 All had been disarmed and handcuffed so swiftly； and with such force； that physical resistance had been impossible。
When the van from the Monroe County Sheriff's Office arrived； the deputy's eyes swept from Jim Tile to the cursing horde of prisoners and back again。
The deputy said； 〃Jimmy； you do this all by yourself？〃
〃One at a time；〃 the trooper answered。 〃A road check； that's all。〃
〃I know some of these boys。〃
〃Figured you might。〃
〃We lookin' at anything serious？〃
〃We're considering it。〃
From the end of the line came an outcry from Diamond J。 Love： 〃Dwight； you gonna let this nigger get away with it？〃
Jim Tile gave no indication of hearing the remark。 The deputy named Dwight did； however。 〃Damndest thing；〃 he said in a hearty voice。 〃The air…conditioning broke down in the paddy wagon。 Just now happened。〃
The trooper said； 〃What a shame。〃
〃Gonna be a long trip back to the substation。〃
〃Probably gets hot as hell inside that van。〃
〃Like an oven；〃 Dwight agreed with a wink。
〃Fuck you！〃 shouted Diamond J。 Love。 〃Fuck the both of you。〃
The phone bleeped in Charles Chelsea's apartment at seven…fifteen。 It might as well have been a bomb。
〃That fucking Pedro； I can't find him！〃 Who else but Francis X。 Kingsbury。
〃Have you tried the gym？〃 Chelsea said foggily。
〃I tried everywhere； hell； you name it。 And there's no guards！ I waited and waited； finally said fuck it and drove myself to work。〃 He was on the speaker phone； hollering as he stormed around the office。
〃The security men never showed up？〃
〃Wake up； dicklick！ I'm alone； prende？ No Pedro； no guards； nada。〃
Dicklick？ Charles Chelsea sat up in bed and shook his head like a spaniel。 Do I really deserve to be called a dicklick？ Is that what I get for all my loyalty？
Kingsbury continued to fulminate： 〃So where in the name of Christ Almighty is everybody？ Today of all days…is there something you're not telling me； Charlie？〃
〃I haven't heard a thing； sir。 Let me check into it。〃
〃You do that！〃 And he was gone。
Chelsea dragged himself to the kitchen and fine…tuned the coffee…maker。 In less than two hours； some lucky customer would breach the turnstiles at the Amazing Kingdom of Thrills and be proclaimed the Five…Millionth Visitor。 Officially； at least。 Chelsea was fairly certain that at least one enterprising journalist would take the time to add up the park's true attendance figures and expose the promotion for the hoax that it was。 The scene was set for a historic publicity disaster； already the national newsmagazines and out…of…state papers were snooping around； waiting for poor Jake Harp to expire。 In recent days Chelsea's office had been deluged with applications for media credentials from publications that previously had displayed no interest in covering the Amazing Kingdom's Summerfest Jubilee。 Chelsea wasn't naive enough to believe that the New York Daily News was seriously interested in a feature profile of the engineer who'd designed the Wet Willy water slide； no； their presence was explained by pure rampant bloodlust。 The kidnapped mango voles； the dead scientist； the dead Orky； the nearly dead Jake Harp； flaming bulldozers； phony snake invasions； exploding cement trucks…an irresistible convergence of violence； mayhem and mortality！
Charles Chelsea understood that the dispatches soon to be filed from the Amazing Kingdom of Thrills wouldn't be bright or warm or fluffy。 They would be dark and ominous and chilling。 They would describe a screaming rupture of the civil order； a culture in terminal moral hemorrhage。
And this would almost certainly have a negative effect on tourism。 Oh well； Chelsea thought； I gave it my best。
He foraged in the refrigerator； unearthed a stale bagel and began gnawing dauntlessly。 Hearing a knock at the door； he assumed that the pathologically impatient Kingsbury had sent a car for him。
〃Just a second！〃 Chelsea called； and went to put on a robe。
When he opened the door； he faced the immutable； bewhiskered grin of Robbie Raccoon。
Who was holding； in his three…fingered polyester paw； a gun。
Which was pointed at Charles Chelsea's throat。
〃What's this？〃 croaked the publicity man。
〃Show time；〃 said Joe Winder。
THIRTY…TWO
The raccoon suit was musty and stifling； but it smelled reassuringly of Carrie's hair and perfume。 Even the lint seemed familiar。 Through slits in the cheeks Joe Winder was able to see the procession： Bud Schwartz； Danny Pogue and the captive Charles Chelsea； entering the gates of the Amazing Kingdom of Thrills。
To affect Robbie Raccoon's most recognizable mannerisms； Winder took floppy exaggerated steps （the way Carrie had showed him） and jauntily twirled the bushy tail。 In spite of the serious circumstances； he felt a bolt of childlike excitement as the amusement park prepared to open for the Summerfest Jubilee。 Outside； the trams were delivering waves of eager tourists…the children stampeding rabidly toward the locked turnstiles； the women bravely toting infants and designer baby bags； the men with shoulder…mounted Camcorders aimed at anything that moved。 Fruity…colored balloons decorated every lamppost； every shrubbery； every concession； Broadway show tunes blasted through tinny public…address speakers。 Mimes and jugglers and musicians rehearsed on street corners while desultory maintenance crews collected cigarette butts； Popsicle sticks and gum wrappers off the pavement。 A cowboy from the Wild Bill Hiccup show tested his six…shooter by firing blanks at Petey Possum's scraggly bottom。
〃Show business；〃 said Joe Winder； 〃is my life。〃 The words echoed inside the plaster animal head。
If the costume had a serious flaw （besides the non…functioning air conditioner）； it was a crucial lack of peripheral vision。 The slits； located several inches below Robbie Raccoon's large plastic eyes； were much too narrow。 Had the openings been wider； Winder would have spotted the fleshy pale hand in time to evade it。
It was the hand of famed TV weatherman Willard Scott； and it dragged Joe Winder in front of a camera belonging to the National Broadcasting pany。 Danny Pogue； Bud Schwartz and Charles Chelsea stopped in their tracks： Robbie Raccoon was on the Today Show。 Live。 Willard flung one meaty arm around Winder's shoulders； and the other around a grandmother from