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〃What? Oh; nonsense。 I saved them billions of nanosec… onds。〃
〃Shut up; dear;your circuits are scrambled。 Justin; Minerva is almost certainly the only girl on this pla who could be fussed by Teena's unhelpful help 。 … because she is probably the only one who shows any tendency to stick to one man。〃
The puter giggled。
〃I told you to keep still;〃 Lazarus said sternly。
Ira said quietly; 〃Minerva is a free agent; Lazarus。〃
〃Who said she wasn't? And you keep quiet; too; until the Senior…that's me; son…finishes speaking。 Justin; Minerva will
find you a dinner partner…has found one; I think。 After that you are on your own。 If you and your dinner partner don't hit it off; no 8oubt you'll be able to work out something else。 Teena; I'm going to switch you off at the house tonight; I am uninviting you to dinner。 You haven't learned how to behave in pany。〃
〃Aw; Lazarus; I didn't mean to steal your pig。〃
〃Well…〃 Lazarus looked around。 Ira's face was impassive; Minerva looked unhappy。 Justin Foote spoke up:
〃Senior; I'm sure Athene did not mean any harm。 I do appreciate her declaring me her 'kissing cousin'; I found it warmly friendly。 I hope you will reconsider and let her join us at dinner。〃
〃Very well; Teena; Justin has intervened for you。 But between you and Dora and the twins I am beginning to need a gnarooth to ride herd on you kids。 Justin。 Minerva。 Let's go。 Ira; Teena…see you at the house。 Don't waste time on that converter; Ira; Teena did a perfect job。〃
Outside the colonial headquarters Justin Foote found a nullboat waiting…not the one that had fetched him from the skyfield; this one had a pair of redheaded twins in it 。 … uh; girls; although they looked as if they had just recently made up their minds。 Twelve; perhaps thirteen。 Both were wearing gun belts on skinny hips; with what (he hoped) were toy guns。 One was wearing captain's insignia on bare shoulders。 Bach wore eleven thousand; three hundred; and two freckles as near as he could estimate。
Both jumped out of the boat; waited。 One set of freckles said; 〃About time。〃 The other said; 〃Discrimination。〃
?Lazarus said; 〃Pipe down and be polite。 Justin; these are my twin daughters…Lapis Lazuli; and that one's Lorelei Lee。 Mr。 Justin Foote; dears; Chief Archivist for the Trustees。〃
The girls glanced at each other; then curtsied deeply in perfect unison。 〃Wele to Tertius; Chief Archivist Foote!〃 they said in chorus。
〃Charming!〃
〃Yes; girls; that was nice。 Who taught you?〃
〃Mama Hamadryad taught us…〃
〃…and Mama Ishtar said this would be a good time to
do it。〃…
〃But I'm Lori; she's Lazi。〃
〃You're both lazy;〃 said LazarusS
?〃I'm Captain Lapis Lazuli Long; manding Starship 'Dora' and she's my clew。 Even…numbered day。〃
〃Till tomorrow。 Odd…numbered day。〃 〃Lazarus can't tell us apart…〃 〃…and he's not our father; we never had one。〃 〃He's our brother; no real authority…〃 〃…he just dominates us by brute strength…〃 〃…but someday that will change。〃
〃Into the boat; you mutinous hellions;〃 Lazarus said cheerfully; 〃before I bust you back to apprentice spacemen。〃
They jumped into the boat; sat forward; facing aft。 〃Threats…〃
〃…with abusive language…〃
〃…and without due process。〃
Lazarus did not seem to hear them。 He and Justin handed Minerva into the boat; seated her aft and facing forward; they took seats cornering her。 〃Captain Lazuli。〃
〃Yes; sir?〃
〃Will you please tell the boat to take us home?〃
〃Aye aye; sir。 Humpty Dumpty…home!〃
The little craf? started up; hit a steady ten knots; waddling to changing contours of the ground。 Lazarus said; 〃And now; Captain; having; confused our guest; please straighten him out。〃
〃Yes; sir。 We're not twins; we don't even have the same mother…〃
〃…and 01' Buddy Boy is not our father; he's our 'brother。〃
〃Even…numbered day!〃
〃Then make it march。〃
〃Correction;〃 said Lazarus。 〃I'm your father because I adopted you; with written consent of your mothers。〃
〃Irrelevant…〃
〃…and illegal; it was not with our consent…〃
〃…and immaterial in any case; as we three; Lazarus; Lorelei and I; are identical triplets and therefore enjoy the same rights under any rational jurisdiction … 。 which unfortunately this is not。 So he beats bs。 Illegally and brutally。〃
〃Captain; remind me to get 。a bigger club。〃
〃Aye aye; sir。 But we're fond of Buddy Boy anyhow; despite his masochosadistic behavior。 Because he's really us。 You see?〃
〃Miss…Captain; I mean…I'm not sure I do。 I think I slid through a space warp on the way here and failed to e out。〃
The even…numbered…day captain shook her head。 〃Sorry; sir; but that's not possible。 I must ask you to take my word for
it 。 。 unless you can handle imperial numbers 'and Libby field…physics。 Can you?〃
〃No。 Can ~you?〃
〃Oh; certainly…〃
〃…we're geniuses。〃
〃Quit trying to snow him; kids; and belay that order。 I'll explain it myself。〃
〃I wish you would; Lazarus。 I wasn't aware that you had any minor children。 Or sisters; which I find even more confusing。 Are they registered? While I can't see everything that goes into tl~e ifies; for many years there has been an automatic relay to my attention on anything concerning the Senior。〃
〃Which I knew and that's why you didn't see it。 Registered; yes; but by their mothers' names…host…mothers; actually; but; not so reported。 But I left a Delay…Mail sealed registration of the actual genealogy involved; to be opened by you or your successor on my death or in year 2070 of the Diaspora; whichever es first; to insure that they will receive certain knickknacks; such as my second…best bed…〃
〃And the 'Dora'!〃
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〃Pipe down。 Keep butting in and your sister gets the 'Dora' and you won't be captain even on alternate days。 I pinked 'that date; Justin; because I expect them to be adults by then; they really are geniuses。 I will not attempt time travel until then; as they are captain and crew of my yacht…only while groundside now but in space by then。 As to how they are my sisters… and they are…an illegal…proscribed; rather; by Secundus Clinic…a clandestine surgical procedure was used to clone them from me。 Somewhat like Minerva's case; but simpler。〃
〃Much simpler;〃 agreed Minerva。 〃I operated for me; when I was still a puter…and failed seventeen times before I achieved a perfect clone。 I couldn't do it now; although Athene would be able to。 But ou~ girls were cloned by a fleshand…blood surgeon…replication of the X chromosome was all that was necessary…and did it in both cases in one try; Laz and Lor were born the same day。〃
〃Mmm… Yes; I think that Madam Director Doctor Hildegarde would take a sour view of such things。 With no reflections on the lady's professional petence…high; I assume
…I find her a bit; uh