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〃Jinny us; jinny us; Take care of your carcass;〃
and explains that no genius ever lived to ninety without being appreciated。
〃If Chatterton and Keats had attended to this; they would have been all right。 If James Watt had died at fifty he would have been all wrong; for at fifty he was a failure! so was the painter Etty; the English Tishin。〃 And then he accumulates examples。
His last distich bearing on Hard Cash is worth recording。 〃Miss Julee;〃 said he; 〃y' are goen to maerry int' a strange family
Where th' ijjit puts the jinnyus In…til a madhus;〃
which; like most of the droll things this man said; was true: for Soft Tommy and Alfred were the two intellectual extremes of the whole tribe of Hardies。
Mrs。 Archbold; disappointed both in love and revenge; posed her understanding; and soothed her mind; with Frank Beverley and opium。 This soon made the former deep in love with her; and his intellect grew by contact with hers。 But one day news came from Australia that her husband was dead。 Now; perhaps I shall surprise the reader; if I tell him that this Edith Archbold began her wedded life a good; confiding; loving; faithful woman。 Yet so it was: the unutterable blackguard she had married; he it was who laboured to spoil her character; and succeeded at last; and drove her; unwilling at first; to other men。 The news of his death was like a shower…bath; it roused her。 She took counsel with herself; and hope revived in her strong head and miserable heart。 She told Frank; and watched him like a hawk。 He instantly fell on his knees; and implored her to marry him directly。 She gave him her hand and turned away; and shed the most womanly tear that had blessed her for years。 〃I am not mad; you know;〃 said poor Frank; 〃I am only a bit of a muff。〃 To make a long story short; she exerted all her intelligence; and with her help Frank took measures towards superseding his Commission of Lunacy。 Now; in such a case; the Lord Chancellor always examines the patient in person。 What was the consequence? Instead of the vicarious old Wolf; who had been devouring him at third and fourth hand; Frank had two interviews with the Chancellor himself: a learned; grave; upright gentleman; who questioned him kindly and shrewdly and finding him to be a young man of small intellectual grasp; but not the least idiotic or mad; superseded his commission in defiance of his greedy kinsfolk; and handed him his property。 He married Edith Archbold; and she made him as happy as the day was long。 For the first year or two she treated his adoration with good…natured contempt; but; as years rolled on; she became more loving; and he more knowing! They are now a happy pair; and all between her first honest love; and this her last; seems to her a dream。
So you see a female rake can be ameliorated by a loving husband; as well as a male rake by a loving wife。
It sounds absurd; and will offend my female readers and their unchristian prejudices; but that black…browed jade is like to be one of the best wives and mothers in England。 But then; mind you; she had alwaysBrains。
I do not exactly know why Horace puts together those two epithets; 〃just〃 and 〃tenacious of purpose。〃 Perhaps he had observed they go together。 To be honest; I am not clear whether this is so on the grand scale。 But certainly the two features did meet remarkably in one of my charactersAlfred Hardie。 The day the bank broke; he had said he would pay the creditors。 He now set to work to do it by degrees。 He got the names and addresses; lived on half his income; and paid half away to those creditors: he even asked Julia to try and find Maxley out; and do something for him。 〃But don't let me see him;〃 said he; trembling; 〃for I could not answer for myself。〃 Maxley was known to be cranky; but harmless; and wandering about the country。 Julia wrote to Mr。 Green about him:
Alfred's was an uphill game; but fortune favours the obstinate as well as the bold。 One day; about four years after his marriage with Julia; being in London; he found a stately figure at the corner of a street; holding out his hand for alms; too dignified to ask it except by that mute and touching gesture。
It was his father。
Then; as truly noble natures must forgive the fallen; Alfred was touched to the heart; and thought of the days of his childhood; before temptation came。 〃Father;〃 said he; 〃have you come to this?〃
〃Yes; Alfred;〃 said Richard composedly: 〃I undertook too many speculations; especially in land and houses; they seemed profitable at first; too; but now I am entirely hampered: if you would but relieve me of them; and give me a guinea a week to live on; I would forgive all your disobedient conduct。〃
Alfred bit his lip; had a wrestle with the old Adam; and said gently; 〃Come home with me; sir。〃
He took him to Barkington; bag and baggage; and his good Christian wife received the old man with delight; she had prayed day and night for this reconciliation。 Finding his son so warm; and being himself as cool; Richard Hardie entrapped Alfred into an agreement; to board and lodge him; and pay him a guinea every Saturday at noon; in return for this Alfred was to manage Richard's property; and pocket the profits; if any。 Alfred assented: the old man chuckled at his son's simplicity; and made him sign a formal agreement to that effect。
This done he used so sit brooding and miserable nearly all the week till guinea time came; and then brightened up a bit。 One day Alfred sent for an accountant to look after his father's papers; and see if matters were really desperate。
The accountant was not long at work; and told Alfred the accounts were perfectly clear; and kept in the most; admirable order。 〃The cash balance is L。 60;000;〃 said he; 〃and many of the rents are due。 It is an agent you want; not an accountant。〃
〃What are you talking about? A balance of L。 60;000?〃 Alfred was stupefied。
The accountant; however; soon convinced him by the figures it was so。
Alfred went with the good news to his father。
His father went into a passion。 〃That is one side of the account; ye fool;〃 said he; 〃think of the rates; the taxes; the outgoings。 You want to go from your bargain; and turn me on the world; but I have got you in black and white; tight; tight。〃
Then Alfred saw the truth; and wondered at his past obtuseness。
His father was a monomaniac。
He consulted Sampson; and Sampson told him to increase the old man's comforts on the sly; and pay him his guinea a week。 〃It's all you can do for him。〃
Then Alfred employed an agent; and received a large income from his father's land and houses; and another from his consols。 The old gentleman had purchased westward of Hyde Park Square; and had bought with excellent judgment till his mind gave way。 Alfred never spent a farthing of it on himself: but he took some for his father's creditors。 〃All justice is good;〃 said he; 〃even wild justice。〃 Some of these unhappy creditors he found in the workhouse; the Misses Lunley that survived were there; alas! He paid them their four thousand pounds; and restored them to society。 The name of Hardie began to rise again from the dust。
Now; while Richard Hardie sat brooding and miserable; expecting