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the law's eye and society's； and an alleged lunatic is a lunatic till a jury clears him。
I appeal to you； gentlemen； is not such a suitor sacred in all wise and good men's minds？ Is he not defendant as well as plaintiff？ Why； his stake is enormous compared with the nominal defendant's； and； if I know right from wrong； to postpone his trial a fourth time would be to insult Divine justice； and trifle with human misery； and shock the common sense of nations。〃
The doctor's pen neither clipped the words nor minced the matter； you see。 Reading this the water came into Alfred's eyes。 〃Ah； staunch friend；〃 he said； 〃how few are like you！ To the intellectual dwarfs who conspire with my oppressors； Hardie _v。_ Hardie is but a family squabble。 _Parvis omnia parva。_〃 Mr。 Compton read it too； and said from the bottom of his heart； 〃Heaven defend us from our friends！ This is enough to make the courts decline to try the case at all。〃
And； indeed； it did not cure the evil： for next term another _malade affidavitaire_ was set up。 Speers to wit。 This gentleman deposed to having come over on purpose to attend the trial； but having inadvertently stepped aside as far as Wales； he lay there stricken with a mysterious malady； and had just strength to forward medical certificate。 On this the judge in spite of remonstrance； adjourned Hardie _v。_ Hardie to the summer term。 Summer came； the evil day drew nigh： Mr。 Heathfield got the venue changed from Westminster to London； which was the fifth postponement。 At last the cause came on： the parties and witnesses were all in court； with two whole days before them to try it in。
Dr。 Sampson rushed in furious。 〃There is some deviltry afloat；〃 said he。 〃I was in the House of Commons last night； and there I saw the defendant's counsel earwigging the judge。〃
〃Nonsense；〃 said Mr。 Compton； 〃such suspicions are ridiculous。 Do you think they can talk of nothing but Hardie _v。_ Hardie？〃
〃Maidearr sirrmy son met one of Heathfield's clerks at dinner； and he let out that the trile was not to come off。 Put this and that together now。〃
〃It will come off；〃 said Mr。 Compton； 〃and in five minutes at farthest。〃
In less than that time the learned judge came in； and before taking his seat made this extraordinary speech：
〃I hear this cause will take three days to try； and we have only two days before us。 It would be inconvenient to leave it unfinished； and I must proceed on circuit the day after to…morrow。 It must be a remanet： no man can do more than time allows。〃
Plaintiff's counsel made a feeble remonstrance； then yielded。 And the crier with sonorous voice called on the case of Bread _v。_ Cheese； in which there were pounds at stake； but no principle。 Oh； with what zest they all went into it； being small men escaping from a great thing to a small one。 Never hopped frogs into a ditch with more alacrity。 Alfred left the court and hid himself； and the scalding tears forced their way down his cheeks at this heartless proceeding： to let all the witnesses come into court at a vast expense to the parties： and raise the cup of justice to the lips of the oppressed； and then pretend he knew a trial would last more than two days； and so shirk it。 〃I'd have made that a reason for sitting till midnight〃 said poor Alfred； 〃not for prolonging a poor injured man's agony four mortal months。〃 He then prayed God earnestly for this great postponer's death as the only event that could give him back an Englishman's right of being tried by his peers； and so went down to Oxford broken…hearted。
As for Sampson he was most indignant； and said a public man had no business with a private ear： and wanted to appeal to the press again： but the doughty doctor had a gentle but powerful ruler at home； as fiery houses are best ruled by a gentle hand。 Mrs。 Sampson requested him to write no more； but look round for an M。 P。 to draw these repeated defeats of justice to the notice of the House。 Now there was a Mr。 Bite； who had taken a prominent and honourable part in lunacy questions； headed committees and so on： this seemed the man。 Dr。 Sampson sent him a letter saying there was a flagrant case of a sane man falsely imprisoned； who had now been near a year applying for a jury； and juggled out of this constitutional right by arbitrary and unreasonable postponements： would Mr。 Bite give him （Dr。 Sampson） ten minutes and no more； when he would explain the case and leave documentary evidence behind him for Mr。 Bite to test his statement。 The philanthropical M。 P。 replied promptly in these exact words：
〃Mr。 Bite presents his compliments to Dr。 Sampson to state that it is impossible for him to go into his case； nor to give him the time he requests to do so。〃
Sampson was a little indignant at the man's insolence； but far more at having been duped by his public assumption of philanthropy。 〃The little pragmatical impostor！〃 he roared。 〃With what a sense o' relief th' animal flings off the mask of humanity when there is no easy eclat to be gained by putting't on。〃 He sent the philanthropical Bite's revelation of his private self to Alfred； who returned it with this single remark： _〃Homunculi quanti sunt！_〃
Dishonest suitors all try to postpone； but they do not gain unmixed good thereby。 These delays give time for more evidence to come in； and this slow coming and chance evidence is singularly adverse to the unjust suitor。 Of this came a notable example in October next； and made Richard Hardie determined to precipitate the trial； and even regret he had not fought it out long ago。
He had just returned from consulting Messrs。 Heathfield； and sat down to a nice little dinner in his apartments （Sackville Street）； when a visitor was announced； and in came the slouching little figure of Mr。 Barkington； _alias_ Noah Skinner。
DIAMOND CUT DIAMOND。
Mr。 Hardie suppressed a start； and said nothing。 Skinner bowed low with a mixture of his old cringing way； and a certain sly triumphant leer； so that his body seemed to say one thing； and his face the opposite。 Mr。 Hardie eyed him； and saw that his coat was rusty； and his hat napless： then Mr。 Hardie smelt a beggar； and prepared to parry all attempts upon his purse。
〃I hope I see my old master well；〃 said Skinner coaxingly。
〃Pretty well in body； Skinner； thank you。〃
〃I had a deal of trouble to find you； sir。 But I heard of the great lawsuit between Mr。 Alfred and you； and I knew Mr。 Heathfield was your solicitor； so I watched at his place day after day： and at last you came。 Oh； I was so pleased when I saw your noble figure； but I wouldn't speak to you in the street for fear of disgracing you。 I'm such a poor little guy to be addressing a gentleman like you。〃
Now this sounded well on the surface； but below there was a subtle something Mr。 Hardie did not like at all： but he took the cue； and said； 〃My poor Skinner； do you think I would turn up my nose at a faithful old servant like you？ Have a glass of wine with me； and tell me how you have been getting on。〃 He went behind a screen and opened a door； and soon returned with a decanter； leaving the door open。 Now in the next room sat； unbeknown to Skinner； a young woman with white eyelashes； sewing buttons on Mr。 Hardie's shirts。