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repair the brain is the sovereign ajint by night and day； and the blood the great living material； and digestible food th' indispensible supply。 And this balance of exhaustion and repair is too nice to tamper with： disn't a single sleepless night； or dinnerless day； write some pallor on the face； and tell against the buddy？ So does a single excessive perspiration； a trifling diary； or a cut finger； though it takes but half an ounce of blood out of the system。 And what is the cause of that rare ivintwhich occurs only to pashmints that can't afford dockingDith from old age？ Think ye the man really succumms under years； or is mowed down by Time？ Nay； yon's just Potry an' Bosh。 Nashins have been thinned by the lancet； but niver by the scythe； and years are not forces； but misures of events。 No； Centenarius decays and dies bekase his bodil' expindituire goes on； and his bodil' income falls off by failure of the reparative and reproductive forces。 And now suppose bodil' exhaustion and repair were a mere matter of pecuniary； instead of vital； economy： what would you say to the steward or housekeeper； who； to balance your accounts and keep you solvent； should open every known channel of expinse with one hand； and with the otherstop the supplies？ Yet this is how the Dockers for thirty cinturies have burned th' human candle at both ends； yet wondered the light of life expired under their hands。〃
〃It seems irrational。 Then in _my daughter's_ case you would〃
〃Looksee！ A pashint falls sick。 What haps directly？ Why the balance is troubled； and exhaustion exceeds repair。 For proof obsairve the buddy when Disease is fresh！
And you will always find a loss of flesh
to put it economikly； and then you must understand it； bein a housekeeper
Whativer the Disease； its form or essence； Expinditure goes on； and income lessens。
But to this sick and therefore weak man； comes a Docker purblind with cinturies of Cant； Pricidint； Blood； and Goose Greece； imagines him a fiery pervalid； though the common sense of mankind through its interpreter common language； pronounces him an 'invalid；' gashes him with a lancet； spills out the great liquid material of all repair by the gallon； and fells this weak man； wounded now； and pale； and fainting； with Dith stamped on his face； to th' earth； like a bayoneted soldier or a slaughtered ox。 If the weak man； wounded thus； and weakened； survives； then the chartered Thugs who have drained him by the bung…hole； turn to and drain him by the spigot； they blister him； and then calomel him： and lest Nature should have the ghost of a chance to conterbalance these frightful outgoings； they keep strong meat and drink out of his system emptied by their stabs； bites； purges； mercury； and blisters； damdijjits！ And that； Asia excipted； was profissional Midicine from Hippocrates to Sampsin。 Antiphlogistic is but a modern name for an ass…ass…inating rouutine which has niver varied a hair since scholastic midicine； the silliest and didliest of all the hundred forms of Quackery； first roseunlike Seeince； Art； Religion； and all true Sunsin the West； to wound the sick； to weaken the weak； and mutilate the hurt； and thin mankind。〃
The voluble impugner of his own profession delivered these two last words in thunder so sudden and effective as to strike Julia's work out of her hands。 But here； as in Nature； a moment's pause followed the thunderclap； so Mrs。 Dodd； who had long been patiently watching her opportunity； smothered a shriek； and edged in a word： 〃This is irresistible； you have confuted everybody； to their heart's content； and now the question is； what course shall we substitute？〃 She meant； 〃in the great case； which occupies me。〃 But Sampson attached a nobler； wider； sense to her query。 〃What course？ Why the great Chronothairmal practice； based on the remittent and febrile character of all disease； above all； on
The law of Perriodicity； a law Midicine yet has wells of light to draw。
By Remittency； I mean th' ebb of Disease； by Perriodicity； th' ebb and also the flow； the paroxysm and the remission。 These remit and recur； and keep tune like the tides； not in ague and remittent fever only； as the Profission imagines to this day； but in all diseases from a Scirrhus in the Pylorus t' a toothache。 And I discovered this； and the new path to cure of all diseases it opens。 Alone I did it； and what my reward？ Hooted； insulted； belied； and called a quack by the banded school of profissional assassins； who； in their day hooted Harvey and Jinnerauthors too of great discoveries； but discoveries narrow in their consequences compared with mine。 T' appreciate Chronothairmalism； ye must begin at the beginning； so just answer meWhat is man？〃
At this huge inquiry whirring tip all in a moment； like a cock…pheasant in a wood； Mrs。 Dodd sank back in her chair despondent。 Seeing her _hors de combat；_ Sampson turned to Julia and demanded； twice as loud； 〃WHAT IS MAN？〃 Julia opened two violet eyes at him； and then looked at her mother for a hint how to proceed。
〃How can that child answer such a question？〃 sighed Mrs。 Dodd。 〃Let us return to the point。〃
〃I have never strayed an inch from it。 It's about 'Young Physic。'〃
〃No； excuse me； it is about a young lady。 Universal Medicine： what have I to do with that？〃
〃Now this is the way with them all；〃 cried Sampson； furious； 〃there lowed John Bull。 The men and women of this benighted nashin have an ear for anything； provided it matters nothing： talk Jology； Conchology； Entomology； Theology； Meteorology； Astronomy； Deuteronomy； Botheronomy； or Boshology； and one is listened to with rivirence； because these are all far…off things in fogs； but at a word about the great； near； useful art of Healing； y'all stop your ears； for why？ your life and dailianhourly happiness depend on it。 But 'no；' sis John Bull； the knowledge of our own buddies； and how to save our own BakinBeef I meanday by day； from disease and chartered ass…ass…ins； all that may interest the thinkers in Saturn； but what the deevil is it t' _us？_ Talk t' _us_ of the hiv'nly buddies； not of our own； babble o' comets an' meteors an' Ethereal nibulae （never mind the nibulae in our own skulls）。 Discourse t' us of Predistinashin； Spitzbairgen seaweed； the last novel； the siventh vile； of Chrisehinising the Patagonians on condition they are not to come here and Chrischinise the Whitechapelians； of the letter to the _Times_ from the tinker wrecked at Timbuctoo； and the dear Professor's lecture on the probabeelity of snail…shells in the backyard of the moon： but don't ask us to know ourselvesIjjits！！〃
The eloquent speaker； depressed by the perversity of Englishmen in giving their minds to every part of creation but their bodies； suffered a momentary loss of energy； then Mrs。 Dodd； who had long been watching lynx…like； glided in。 〃Let us compound。 You are for curing all the world； beginning with Nobody。 My ambition is to cure _my girl；_ and leave mankind in peace。 Now； if you will begin with _my Julia；_ I will submit to rectify the universe in its proper turn。 Any time will do to set the human race right； you own it is in no hurry： but _my child's_ case presses； so do pray cure her for me。 Or at leas