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orld； and but for his official； officious Protector； might just as well have been Boots at the Swan； as Boots and Chambermaid at the Wolf。
So now force and cunning had declared war on Alfred； and feebleness in person enlisted in his defence。 His adversary lost no time； that afternoon Rooke told him he was henceforth to occupy a double bedded room with another patient。
〃If he should be violent in the middle of the night； sing out； and we will comeif we hear you；〃 said the keeper with a malicious smile。
The patient turned out to be the able seaman。 Here Mrs。 Archbold aimed a double stroke； to shake Alfred's nerves； and show him how very mad his proposed father…in…law was。 She thought that； if he could once be forced to realise this； it might reconcile him to not marrying the daughter。
The first night David did get up and paraded an imaginary deck for four mortal hours。 Alfred's sleep was broken； but he said nothing； and David turned in again； his watch completed。
Not a day passed now but a blow was struck。 Nor was the victim passive； debarred writing materials； he cut the rims off several copies of the _Times；_ and secreted them： then catching sight of some ink…blots on the back of Frank's clothes…brush； scraped them carefully off； melted them in a very little water； and with a toothpick scrawled his wrongs to the Commissioners； he rolled the slips round a half…crown； and wrote outside； 〃Good Christian； keep this half…crown； and take the writing to the Lunacy Commissioners at Whitehall； for pity's sake。〃 This done； he watched； and when nobody was looking； flung his letter； so weighted； over the gates； he heard it fall on the public road。
Another day he secreted a spoonful of black currant preserve； diluted it with a little water； and wrote a letter； and threw it into the road as before： another day； hearing the Robin express disgust at the usage to which he was now subjected； he drew him apart； and offered him a hundred pounds to get him out。 Now the ex…prizefighter was rather a tender…hearted fellow； and a great detester of foul play。 What he saw made him now side heartily with Alfred； and all he wanted was to be indemnified for his risk。
He looked down and said； 〃You see； sir； I have a wife and child to think of。〃
Alfred offered him two hundred pounds。
〃That is more than enough； sir；〃 said the Robin； 〃but you see I can't do it alone。 I must have a pal in it。 Could you afford as much to Garrett？ He is the likeliest； I've heard him say as much as that he was sick of the business。〃
Alfred jumped at the proposal： he would give them two hundred apiece。
〃I'll sound him；〃 said the Robin； 〃don't you speak to him； whatever。 He might blow the gaff。 I must begin by making him drunk； then he'll tell me his real mind。〃
One fine morning the house was made much cleaner than usual； the rotatory chair； in which they used to spin a maniac like a teetotum； the restraint chairs； and all the paraphernalia were sent into the stable； and so disposed that； even if found； they would look like things scorned and dismissed from service： for Wolf； mind you； professed the non…restraint system。
Alfred asked what was up； and found all this was in preparation for the quarterly visit of the Commissioners： a visit intended to be a surprise； but Drayton House always knew when they were coming； and the very names of the two thunderbolts that thought to surprise them。
Mrs。 Archbold communicated her knowledge in off…hand terms。 〃It is only two old women： Bartlett and Terry。〃
The gentlemen thus flatteringly heralded arrived next day。 One an aged； infirm man； with a grand benevolent head； bald front and silver hair； and the gold…headed cane of his youth； now a dignified crutch： the other an ordinary looking little chap enough； with this merithe was what he looked。 They had a long interview with Mrs。 Archbold first； for fear they should carry a naked eye into the asylum。 Mr。 Bartlett； acting on instructions； very soon inquired about Alfred； Mrs。 Archbold's face put on friendly concern directly。 〃I am sorry to say he is not so well as he was a fortnight agonot nearly so well。 We have given him walks in the country； too； but I regret to say they did him no real good； he came back much excited； and now he shuns the other patients； which he used not to do。〃 In short； she gave them the impression that Alfred was a moping melancholiac。
〃Well； I had better see him；〃 said Mr。 Bartlett； 〃just to satisfy the Board。〃
Alfred was accordingly sent for； and asked with an indifferent air how he was。
He said he was very well in health； but in sore distress of mind at his letters to the Commissioners being intercepted by Mrs。 Archbold or Dr。 Wolf。
Mrs。 Archbold smiled pityingly。 Mr。 Bartlett caught her glance； and concluded this was one of the patient's delusions。 （Formula。）
Alfred surprised the glances； and said； 〃You can hardly believe this； because the act is illegal。 But a great many illegal acts； that you never detect； are done in asylums。 However； it is not a question of surmise； I sent four letters in the regular way since I came。 Here are their several dates。 Pray make a note to inquire whether they have reached Whitehall or not。〃
〃Oh； certainly； to oblige you；〃 said Mr。 Bartlett； and made the note。
Mrs。 Archbold looked rather discomposed at that。
〃And now； gentlemen；〃 said Alfred； 〃since Mrs。 Archbold has had a private interview； which I see she has abused to poison your mind against me； I claim as simple justice a private interview to disabuse you。〃
〃You are the first patient ever told me to walk out of my own drawing…room；〃 said Mrs。 Archbold； rising white with ire and apprehension； and sweeping out of the room。
By this piece of female petulance she gave the enemy a point in the game； for； if she had insisted on staying； Mr。 Bartlett was far too weak to have dismissed her。 As it was； he felt shocked at Alfred's rudeness： and so small a thing as justice did not in his idea counterbalance so great a thing as discourtesy； so he listened to Alfred's tale with the deadly apathy of an unwilling hearer。 〃Pour on： I will endure；〃 as poor Lear says。
As for Dr。 Terry； he was pictorial； but null； effete； emptied of brains by all…scooping…Time。 If he had been detained that day at Drayton House； and Frank Beverley sent back in his place to Whitehall； it would have mattered little to him； less to the nation； and nothing to mankind。
At last Mr。 Bartlett gave Alfred some hopes he was taking in the truth； for he tore a leaf out of his memorandum…book； wrote on it； and passed it to Dr。 Terry。 The ancient took it with a smile； and seemed to make an effort to master it； but failed； it dropped simultaneously from his finger and his mind。
Not a question was put to Alfred； so he was fain to come to an end； he withdrew suddenly； and caught Mrs。 Archbold at the keyhole。 〃Noble adversary！〃 said he； and stalked away； and hid himself hard by： and no sooner did the inspectors come out； and leave the coast clear； than he darted in and looked for the paper Mr。 Bartlett had passed to Dr。 Terry。
He found it on the floor： and took it eagerly up； and full of hope； and expectation； read these words：
WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE