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Hilaro Frosticos resented this oration； and in short a general riot commenced。 The bears； together with the hundred knights； took the part of the Nareskin； and Gog and Magog； Don Quixote； the Sphinx； Lord Whittington； the bulls； the crickets； the judges； the matrons； and Hilaro Frosticos； made noble warfare against them。
I drew my sword； and challenged the Nareskin to single combat。 He frowned； while his eyes sparkled fire and indignation； and bracing a buckler on his left arm； he advanced against me。 I made a blow at him with all my force； which he received upon his buckler； and my sword broke short。
Ungenerous Nareskin； seeing me disarmed； he still pushed forward； dealing his blows upon me with the utmost violence； which I parried with my shield and the hilt of my broken sword； and fought like a game…cock。
An enormous bear at the same time attacked me； but I ran my hand still retaining the hilt of my broken sword down his throat； and tore up his tongue by the roots。 I then seized his carcase by the hind…legs； and whirling it over my head； gave the Nareskin such a blow with his own bear as evidently stunned him。 I repeated my blows； knocking the bear's head against the Nareskin's head； until； by one happy blow； I got his head into the bear's jaws； and the creature being still somewhat alive and convulsive； the teeth closed upon him like nutcrackers。 I threw the bear from me； but the Nareskin remained sprawling； unable to extricate his head from the bear's jaws； imploring for mercy。 I gave the wretch his life： a lion preys not upon carcases。
At the same time my troop had effectually routed the bears and the rest of their adversaries。 I was merciful； and ordered quarter to be given。
At that moment I perceived Wauwau flying at a great height through the heavens； and we instantly set out in pursuit of her； and never stopped until we arrived at Kamschatka； thence we passed to Otaheite。 I met my old acquaintance Omai； who had been in England with the great navigator； Cook； and I was glad to find he had established Sunday schools over all the islands。 I talked to him of Europe； and his former voyage to England。 〃Ah！〃 said he； most emphatically； 〃the English； the cruel English； to murder me with goodness； and refine upon my torturetook me to Europe； and showed me the court of England； the delicacy of exquisite life； they showed me gods； and showed me heaven； as if on purpose to make me feel the loss of them。〃
From these islands we set out； attended by a fleet of canoes with fighting…stages and the chiefest warriors of the islands； commanded by Omai。 Thus the chariot of Queen Mab； my team of bulls and the crickets； the ark； the Sphinx； and the balloons； with Hilaro Frosticos； Gog and Magog； Lord Whittington； and the Lord Mayor's show； Don Quixote； &c。； with my fleet of canoes； altogether cut a very formidable appearance on our arrival at the Isthmus of Darien。 Sensible of what general benefit it would be to mankind； I immediately formed a plan of cutting a canal across the isthmus from sea to sea。
For this purpose I drove my chariot with the greatest impetuosity repeatedly from shore to shore； in the same track； tearing up the rocks and earth thereby； and forming a tolerable bed for the water。 Gog and Magog next advanced at the head of a million of people from the realms of North and South America； and from Europe； and with infinite labour cleared away the earth； &c。； that I had ploughed up with my chariot。 I then again drove my chariot； making the canal wider and deeper； and ordered Gog and Magog to repeat their labour as before。 The canal being a quarter of a mile broad； and three hundred yards in depth； I thought it sufficient； and immediately let in the waters of the sea。 I did imagine； that from the rotatory motion of the earth on its axis from west to east the sea would be higher on the eastern than the western coast； and that on the uniting of the two seas there would be a strong current from the east； and it happened just as I expected。 The sea came in with tremendous magnificence； and enlarged the bounds of the canal； so as to make a passage of some miles broad from ocean to ocean； and make an island of South America。 Several sail of trading vessels and men…of…war sailed through this new channel to the South Seas； China； &c。； and saluted me with all their cannon as they passed。
I looked through my telescope at the moon； and perceived the philosophers there in great commotion。 They could plainly discern the alteration on the surface of our globe； and thought themselves somehow interested in the enterprise of their fellow…mortals in a neighbouring planet。 They seemed to think it admirable that such little beings as we men should attempt so magnificent a performance； that would be observable even in a separate world。
Thus having wedded the Atlantic Ocean to the South Sea； I returned to England； and found Wauwau precisely in the very spot whence she had set out； after having led us a chase all round the world。
CHAPTER XXXIII
/The Baron goes to Petersburgh； and converses with the Empress Persuades the Russians and Turks to cease cutting one another's throats； and in concert cut a canal across the Isthmus of Suez The Baron discovers the Alexandrine Library； and meets with Hermes TrismegistusBesieges Seringapatam； and challenges Tippoo Sahib to single combatThey fightThe Baron receives some wounds to his face； but at last vanquishes the tyrantThe Baron returns to Europe； and raises the hull of the 〃Royal George。〃/
Seized with a fury of canal…cutting； I took it in my head to form an immediate communication between the Mediterranean and the Red Sea； and therefore set out for Petersburgh。
The sanguinary ambition of the Empress would not listen to my proposals； until I took a private opportunity； taking a cup of coffee with her Majesty； to tell her that I would absolutely sacrifice myself for the general good of mankind； and if she would accede to my proposals； would； on the completion of the canal； /ipso facto/； give her my hand in marriage！
〃My dear； dear Baron；〃 said she； 〃I accede to everything you please； and agree to make peace with the Porte on the conditions you mention。 And；〃 added she； rising with all the majesty of the Czarina； Empress of half the world； 〃be it known to all subjects； that We ordain these conditions； for such is our royal will and pleasure。〃
I now proceeded to the Isthmus of Suez； at the head of a million of Russian pioneers； and there united my forces with a million of Turks； armed with shovels and pickaxes。 They did not come to cut each other's throats； but for their mutual interest； to facilitate commerce and civilisation； and pour all the wealth of India by a new channel into Europe。 〃My brave fellows；〃 said I； 〃consider the immense labour of the Chinese to build their celebrated wall； think of what superior benefit to mankind is our present undertaking； persevere； and fortune will second your endeavours。 Remember it is Munchausen who leads you on； and be convinced of success。〃
Saying these words； I drove my chariot with all my might in my former track； that vestige mentioned by the Baron de Tott； and when I was a