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ty among the Lunarians have an inclination to see what's going forward among the common people； they stay at home； /i。e。/； the body stays at home； and sends the head only； which is suffered to be present /incog。/； and return at pleasure with an account of what has passed。
The stones of their grapes are exactly like hail； and I am perfectly satisfied that when a storm or high wind in the moon shakes their vines； and breaks the grapes from the stalks； the stones fall down and form our hail showers。 I would advise those who are of my opinion to save a quantity of these stones when it hails next； and make Lunarian wine。 It is a common beverage at St。 Luke's。 Some material circumstances I had nearly omitted。 They put their bellies to the same use as we do a sack； and throw whatever they have occasion for into it； for they can shut and open it again when they please； as they do their stomachs； they are not troubled with bowels； liver； heart； or any other intestines； neither are they encumbered with clothes； nor is there any part of their bodies unseemly or indecent to exhibit。
Their eyes they can take in and out of their places when they please； and can see as well with them in their hand as in their head！ and if by any accident they lose or damage one； they can borrow or purchase another； and see as clearly with it as their own。 Dealers in eyes are on that account very numerous in most parts of the moon； and in this article alone all the inhabitants are whimsical： sometimes green and sometimes yellow eyes are the fashion。 I know these things appear strange； but if the shadow of a doubt can remain on any person's mind； I say； let him take a voyage there himself； and then he will know I am a traveller of veracity。
CHAPTER XIX
/The Baron crosses the Thames without the assistance of a bridge； ship； boat； balloon； or even his own will： rouses himself after a long nap； and destroys a monster who lived upon the destruction of others。/
My first visit to England was about the beginning of the present king's reign。 I had occasion to go down to Wapping； to see some goods shipped； which I was sending to some friends at Hamburgh； after that business was over； I took the Tower Wharf in my way back。 Here I found the sun very powerful； and I was so much fatigued that I stepped into one of the cannon to compose me； where I fell fast asleep。 This was about noon： it was the fourth of June； exactly at one o'clock these cannon were all discharged in memory of the day。 They had been all charged that morning； and having no suspicion of my situation； I was shot over the houses on the opposite side of the river； into a farmer's yard； between Bermondsey and Deptford； where I fell upon a large hay…stack； without waking； and continued there in a sound sleep till hay became so extravagantly dear （which was about three months after）； that the farmer found it his interest to send his whole stock to market： the stack I was reposing upon was the largest in the yard； containing above five hundred load； they began to cut that first。 I woke with the voices of the people who had ascended the ladders to begin at the top； and got up； totally ignorant of my situation： in attempting to run away I fell upon the farmer to whom the hay belonged； and broke his neck； yet received no injury myself。 I afterwards found； to my great consolation； that this fellow was a most detestable character； always keeping the produce of his grounds for extravagant markets。
CHAPTER XX
/The Baron slips through the world： after paying a visit to Mount Etna he finds himself in the South Sea； visits Vulcan in his passage； gets on board a Dutchman； arrives at an island of cheese； surrounded by a sea of milk； describes some very extraordinary objectsLose their compass； their ship slips between the teeth of a fish unknown in this part of the world； their difficulty in escaping from thence； arrive in the Caspian SeaStarves a bear to deathA few waistcoat anecdotesIn this chapter； which is the longest； the Baron moralises upon the virtue of veracity。/
Mr。 Drybones' 〃Travels to Sicily；〃 which I had read with great pleasure； induced me to pay a visit to Mount Etna； my voyage to this place was not attended with any circumstances worth relating。 One morning early； three or four days after my arrival； I set out from a cottage where I had slept； within six miles of the foot of the mountain； determined to explore the internal parts； if I perished in the attempt。 After three hours' hard labour I found myself at the top； it was then； and had been for upwards of three weeks； raging： its appearance in this state has been so frequently noticed by different travellers； that I will not tire you with descriptions of objects you are already acquainted with。 I walked round the edge of the crater； which appeared to be fifty times at least as capacious as the Devil's Punch…Bowl near Petersfield； on the Portsmouth Road； but not so broad at the bottom； as in that part it resembles the contracted part of a funnel more than a punch…bowl。 At last； having made up my mind； in I sprang feet foremost； I soon found myself in a warm berth； and my body bruised and burnt in various parts by the red…hot cinders； which； by their violent ascent； opposed my descent： however； my weight soon brought me to the bottom； where I found myself in the midst of noise and clamour； mixed with the most horrid imprecations； after recovering my senses； and feeling a reduction of my pain； I began to look about me。 Guess； gentlemen； my astonishment； when I found myself in the company of Vulcan and his Cyclops； who had been quarrelling； for the three weeks before mentioned； about the observation of good order and due subordination； and which had occasioned such alarms for that space of time in the world above。 However； my arrival restored peace to the whole society； and Vulcan himself did me the honour of applying plasters to my wounds； which healed them immediately； he also placed refreshments before me； particularly nectar； and other rich wines； such as the gods and goddesses only aspire to。 After this repast was over Vulcan ordered Venus to show me every indulgence which my situation required。 To describe the apartment； and the couch on which I reposed； is totally impossible； therefore I will not attempt it； let it suffice to say； it exceeds the power of language to do it justice； or speak of that kind…hearted goddess in any terms equal to her merit。
Vulcan gave me a very concise account of Mount Etna： he said it was nothing more than an accumulation of ashes thrown from his forge； that he was frequently obliged to chastise his people； at whom； in his passion； he made it a practice to throw red…hot coals at home； which they often parried with great dexterity； and then threw them up into the world to place them out of his reach； for they never attempted to assault him in return by throwing them back again。 〃Our quarrels；〃 added he； 〃last sometimes three or four months； and these appearances of coals or cinders in the world are what I find you mortals call eruptions。〃 Mount Vesuvius； he assured me； was another of his shops； to which he had a