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ket…place; and let him drink。 He drank uncommonly; with an eagerness not to be satisfied; but natural enough; for when I looked round for my men; what should I see; gentlemen! the hind part of the poor creaturecroup and legs were missing; as if he had been cut in two; and the water ran out as it came in; without refreshing or doing him any good! How it could have happened was quite a mystery to me; till I returned with him to the town…gate。 There I saw; that when I rushed in pell…mell with the flying enemy; they had dropped the portcullis (a heavy falling door; with sharp spikes at the bottom; let down suddenly to prevent the entrance of an enemy into a fortified town) unperceived by me; which had totally cut off his hind part; that still lay quivering on the outside of the gate。 It would have been an irreparable loss; had not our farrier contrived to bring both parts together while hot。 He sewed them up with sprigs and young shoots of laurels that were at hand; the wound healed; and; what could not have happened but to so glorious a horse; the sprigs took root in his body; grew up; and formed a bower over me; so that afterwards I could go upon many other expeditions in the shade of my own and my horse's laurels。
CHAPTER VI
/The Baron is made a prisoner of war; and sold for a slaveKeeps the Sultan's bees; which are attacked by two bearsLoses one of his bees; a silver hatchet; which he throws at the bears; rebounds and flies up to the moon; brings it back by an ingenious invention; falls to the earth on his return; and helps himself out of a pitExtricates himself from a carriage which meets his in a narrow road; in a manner never before attempted nor practised sinceThe wonderful effects of the frost upon his servant's French horn。/
I was not always successful。 I had the misfortune to be overpowered by numbers; to be made prisoner of war; and; what is worse; but always usual among the Turks; to be sold for a slave。 'The Baron was afterwards in great favour with the Grand Seignior; as will appear hereafter。' In that state of humiliation my daily task was not very hard and laborious; but rather singular and irksome。 It was to drive the Sultan's bees every morning to their pasture…grounds; to attend them all the day long; and against night to drive them back to their hives。 One evening I missed a bee; and soon observed that two bears had fallen upon her to tear her to pieces for the honey she carried。 I had nothing like an offensive weapon in my hands but the silver hatchet; which is the badge of the Sultan's gardeners and farmers。 I threw it at the robbers; with an intention to frighten them away; and set the poor bee at liberty; but; by an unlucky turn of my arm; it flew upwards; and continued rising till it reached the moon。 How should I recover it? how fetch it down again? I recollected that Turkey…beans grow very quick; and run up to an astonishing height。 I planted one immediately; it grew; and actually fastened itself to one of the moon's horns。 I had no more to do now but to climb up by it into the moon; where I safely arrived; and had a troublesome piece of business before I could find my silver hatchet; in a place where everything has the brightness of silver; at last; however; I found it in a heap of chaff and chopped straw。 I was now for returning: but; alas! the heat of the sun had dried up my bean; it was totally useless for my descent: so I fell to work; and twisted me a rope of that chopped straw; as long and as well as I could make it。 This I fastened to one of the moon's horns; and slid down to the end of it。 Here I held myself fast with the left hand; and with the hatchet in my right; I cut the long; now useless end of the upper part; which; when tied to the lower end; brought me a good deal lower: this repeated splicing and tying of the rope did not improve its quality; or bring me down to the Sultan's farm。 I was four or five miles from the earth at least when it broke; I fell to the ground with such amazing violence; that I found myself stunned; and in a hole nine fathoms deep at least; made by the weight of my body falling from so great a height: I recovered; but knew not how to get out again; however; I dug slopes or steps with my finger…nails 'the Baron's nails were then of forty years' growth'; and easily accomplished it。
Peace was soon after concluded with the Turks; and gaining my liberty; I left St。 Petersburg at the time of that singular revolution; when the emperor in his cradle; his mother; the Duke of Brunswick; her father; Field…Marshal Munich; and many others were sent to Siberia。 The winter was then so uncommonly severe all over Europe; that ever since the sun seems to be frost…bitten。 At my return to this place; I felt on the road greater inconveniences than those I had experienced on my setting out。
I travelled post; and finding myself in a narrow lane; bid the postillion give a signal with his horn; that other travellers might not meet us in the narrow passage。 He blew with all his might; but his endeavours were in vain; he could not make the horn sound; which was unaccountable; and rather unfortunate; for soon after we found ourselves in the presence of another coach coming the other way: there was no proceeding; however; I got out of my carriage; and being pretty strong; placed it; wheels and all; upon my head: I then jumped over a hedge about nine feet high (which; considering the weight of the coach; was rather difficult) into a field; and came out again by another jump into the road beyond the other carriage: I then went back for the horses; and placing one upon my head; and the other under my left arm; by the same means brought them to my coach; put to; and proceeded to an inn at the end of our stage。 I should have told you that the horse under my arm was very spirited; and not above four years old; in making my second spring over the hedge; he expressed great dislike to that violent kind of motion by kicking and snorting; however; I confined his hind legs by putting them into my coat…pocket。 After we arrived at the inn my postillion and I refreshed ourselves: he hung his horn on a peg near the kitchen fire; I sat on the other side。
Suddenly we heard a /tereng! tereng! teng! teng!/ We looked round; and now found the reason why the postillion had not been able to sound his horn; his tunes were frozen up in the horn; and came out now by thawing; plain enough; and much to the credit of the driver; so that the honest fellow entertained us for some time with a variety of tunes; without putting his mouth to the horn〃The King of Prussia's March;〃 〃Over the Hill and over the Dale;〃 with many other favourite tunes; at length the thawing entertainment concluded; as I shall this short account of my Russian travels。
/Some travellers are apt to advance more than is perhaps strictly true; if any of the company entertain a doubt of my veracity; I shall only say to such; I pity their want of faith; and must request they will take leave before I begin the second part of my adventures; which are as strictly founded in fact as those I have already related。/
CHAPTER VII
/The Baron relates his advent