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eate 〃The Greatest Show on Earth。〃
In connection with the dramatization of Dickens' novel； it seems surprising that the Great Showman had little intercourse with the Great Novelist。 He was on intimate terms with Thackeray and gave him useful hints for his lecturing tour in the United States； by which the humorist duly profited。 But Dickens； who reached the popular heart as Barnum did their senses； seems to have held aloof from one whose knowledge of men rivalled his own。
CHAPTER XXXV。 GENERAL AND MRS。 TOM THUMB。
MISS LAVINIA WARRENTHE RIVALSMISS WARREN'S ENGAGEMENT TO TOM THUMBTHE WEDDINGGRAND RECEPTIONLETTER FROM A WOULD…BE GUEST； AND DR。 TAYLOR'S REPLY。
In 1862 Mr。 Barnum heard of an extraordinary dwarf girl named Lavinia Warren； who was living at Middleboro； Massachusetts； and sent an invitation to her and her parents to visit him at Bridgeport： they came； and Barnum found her to be a very intelligent and refined young lady。 He immediately made a contract with her for several years； she agreeing to visit the Old World。
He purchased a splendid wardrobe for her； including many elegant dresses； costly jewels and everything else that could add to her naturally charming person。 She was placed on exhibition at the Museum； and from the first was a great success。 Commodore Nutt was exhibited with her； and although he was several years her junior； he at once took a violent fancy to her。 One day Mr。 Barnum gave Miss Warren a diamond and emerald ring； and as it did not exactly fit her finger； he offered to get her another one just like it； and told her to present this one to Commodore Nutt in her own name。 She did so； and the Commodore； who possessed a full proportion of masculine vanity； construed the gift to be a love token； and poor Lavinia was much distressed； for she considered herself quite a woman； and the Commodore only 〃a nice boy。〃 Still she did not like to offend him； and continued to treat him kindly； while not actually encouraging his attentions。
At the time Tom Thumb was not on exhibition at the Museum； he was taking a vacation at his home in Bridgeport。 One day he came to New York quite unexpectedly； and naturally called on Mr。 Barnum at the Museum。 Lavinia was holding one of her levees when he came in； and he was presented to her。
After a short interview with her he went directly to Mr。 Barnum's private office and asked to see him alone。 The door was closed and the General sat down。 His first question gave Mr。 Barnum a slight inkling of the object of the interview。 The General wanted to know all about the family of Lavinia Warren。 Mr。 Barnum gave him all information； and the General said； earnestly； 〃That is the most charming little lady I ever saw； and I believe she was created to be my wife。 Now； Mr。 Barnum； you've always been a friend of mine； and I want you to say a good word for me to her。 I've got plenty of money and I want to marry and settle down； and I really feel as though I must marry that young lady。〃
Mr。 Barnum laughed； and recalling his ancient joke； said： 〃Lavinia is already engaged； General。〃
〃To whom？ Commodore Nutt？〃 asked Tom Thumb； jealously。
〃No； to me。〃
〃Oh！〃 laughed the General； much relieved。 〃Never mind； you may exhibit her for a while； and then give up the engagement； but I do hope you will favor my suit with her。〃
〃Well； General；〃 replied Barnum； 〃I will not oppose your suit； but you must do your own courting。 I will tell you； however； that Commodore Nutt will be jealous of you； and more than that； Miss Warren is nobody's fool； and you will have to proceed very cautiously if you succeed in winning her。〃
The General promised to be very discreet。 A change now came over him。 He had been very fond of his country home at Bridgeport； where he spent all his leisure time with his horses and his yacht； for he had a great passion for the water； but now he was constantly running down to the city； and the horses and yacht were sadly neglected。 He had a married sister living in New York； and his visits to her multiplied to such an extent that his mother； who lived in Bridgeport； remarked that Charles had never before shown so much brotherly affection； nor so much fondness for city life。
His visits to the Museum were frequent； and it was very amusing to watch his new relations with Commodore Nutt； who strutted around like a bantam rooster whenever the General approached Lavinia。 One day the rivals got into a friendly scuffle in the dressing…room； and the Commodore laid the General very neatly on his back。
But while the Commodore was performing on the stage； and on Sunday afternoons and evenings； the General found plenty of opportunities to talk to Lavinia； and it was evident that his suit was progressing。
Finally； Tom Thumb returned to Bridgeport； and privately begged Mr。 Barnum to bring Lavinia up the next Saturday evening； and also to invite him to the house。
His immediate object was that his mother might see Miss Warren。 Mr。 Barnum agreed to the proposition； and on the following Friday； while Miss Warren and the Commodore were sitting in the green…room； he said：
〃Lavinia； would you like to go up to Bridgeport with me to…morrow； and stay until Monday？〃
〃I thank you；〃 she replied； 〃it will be a great relief to get into the country for a couple of days。〃
〃Mr。 Barnum；〃 said the Commodore； 〃I should like to go up to Bridgeport to…morrow。〃
〃What for？〃 asked Barnum。
〃I want to see my ponies； I have not seen them for several months；〃 he replied。
Mr。 Barnum remarked that he was afraid he could not spare the Commodore from the Museum； but he said：
〃Oh！ I can perform at half past seven o'clock and then jump on the evening train and go up by myself； reaching Bridgeport at eleven； and return early Monday morning。〃
Fearing a clash of interests between the two little men； but wishing to please the Commodore； Mr。 Barnum consented； especially as Miss Warren seemed to favor it。
The Commodore had made his feelings almost as plain to the manager as had General Tom Thumb； but Lavinia Warren's secret was her own。 She kept up a wonderful self…possession under the circumstances； for she must have known the reason of the General's frequent visits to the Museum。 Barnum was afraid that she intended to reject Tom Thumb； and he told him as much； the General was nervous but determined； hence his anxiety to have Lavinia meet his mother； and also to see the extent of his possessions in Bridgeport。
The General met his lady…love and Mr。 Barnum at the station Saturday morning； and drove them to the latter's house in his own carriagethe coachman being tidily dressed； with a broad velvet ribbon and a silver buckle on his hat； especially for the occasion。
After resting for a half hour at Lindencroft； he came back and took Lavinia out to drive。 They stopped at his mother's house； where she saw the apartments which had been built for him and filled with the most gorgeous furniture； all corresponding to his diminutive size。 Then he took her to East Bridgeport； and undoubtedly took occasion to point out all of the houses which he owned； for he depended much on his wealth making an impression on her。
He stayed to lunch at Lindencroft； and was much pleased whe