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At the close of his presidency in 1854 Barnum was asked to deliver the opening speech at the County Fair at Stamford。 He did so； delivering simply a portion of his lecture on 〃The Philosophy of Humbug。〃 The next morning； as he was being shaved in the village barber's shop； which was at the time crowded with customers； the ticket…seller to the fair came in。 Here is Barnum's own account of what followed：
〃What kind of a house did you have last night？〃 asked one of the gentlemen in waiting。
〃Oh； first…rate； of course。 Barnum always draws a crowd；〃 was the reply of the ticket…seller； to whom I was not known。
Most of the gentlemen present； however； knew me； and they found much difficulty in restraining their laughter。
〃Did Barnum make a good speech？〃 I asked。
〃I did not hear it。 I was out in the ticket…office。 I guess it was pretty good； for I never heard so much laughing as there was all through his speech。 But it makes no difference whether it was good or not；〃 continued the ticket…seller； 〃the people will go to see Barnum。〃
〃Barnum must be a curious chap；〃 I remarked。
〃Well； I guess he is up to all the dodges。〃
〃Do you know him？〃 I asked。
〃Not personally；〃 he replied； 〃but I always get into the Museum for nothing。 I know the doorkeeper； and he slips me in free。〃
〃Barnum would not like that； probably； if he knew it；〃 I remarked。
〃But it happens he don't know it；〃 replied the ticket…seller； in great glee。
〃Barnum was on the cars the other day； on his way to Bridgeport；〃 said I； 〃and I heard one of the passengers blowing him up terribly as a humbug。 He was addressing Barnum at the time； but did not know him。 Barnum joined in lustily； and indorsed everything the man said。 When the passenger learned whom he had been addressing； I should think he must have felt rather flat。〃
〃I should think so； too；〃 said the ticket…seller。
This was too much； and we all indulged in a burst of laughter； still the ticket…seller suspected nothing。 After I had left the shop； the barber told him who I was。 I called into the ticket…office on business several times during the day； but the poor ticket…seller kept his face turned from me； and appeared so chapfallen that I did not pretend to recognize him as the hero of the joke in the barber's shop。
There were many incidents similar to the foregoing in Barnum's career。 One occurred on board a steamboat； going from New York to Bridgeport。 As they entered the harbor of the latter city a stranger asked the great showman to point out 〃Barnum's house〃 from the deck。 Barnum did so； and then another bystander remarked； 〃I know all about that house； for I did a lot of painting there for several months while Barnum was in Europe。〃 He went on to say that it was the meanest and worst contrived house he ever saw； and added； 〃It will cost old Barnum a mint of money and not be worth two cents after it is finished。〃 〃I suppose from that that old Barnum didn't pay you very punctually；〃 observed Barnum himself。 〃Oh； yes； he pays promptly every Saturday night；〃 said the other； 〃there's no trouble about that。 He has made half a million by exhibiting a little boy whom he took from Bridgeport and whom we never thought any great shakes until Barnum took him and trained him。〃
Presently one of the other passengers told this man who Barnum was； and nothing more was seen of him。
On another occasion； says Barnum； I went to Boston by the Fall River route。 Arriving before sunrise； I found but one carriage at the depot。 I immediately engaged it； and； giving the driver the check for my baggage； told him to take me directly to the Revere House； as I was in great haste； and enjoined him to take in no other passengers； and I would pay his demands。 He promised compliance with my wishes； but soon afterwards appeared with a gentleman； two ladies； and several children； whom he crowded into the carriage with me； and； placing their trunks on the baggage…rack； started off。 I thought there was no use in grumbling； and consoled myself with the reflection that the Revere House was not far away。 He drove up one street and down another for what seemed to me a very long time； but I was wedged in so closely that I could not see what route he was taking。
After half an hour's drive he halted； and I found we were at the Lowell Railway Depot。 Here my fellow…passengers alighted； and after a long delay the driver delivered their baggage； received his fare； and was about closing the carriage door preparatory to starting again。 I was so thoroughly vexed at the shameful manner in which he had treated me； that I remarked：
〃Perhaps you had better wait till the Lowell train arrives； you may possibly get another load of passengers。 Of course my convenience is of no consequence。 I suppose if you land me at the Revere House any time this week； it will be as much as I have a right to expect。〃
〃I beg your pardon；〃 he replied； 〃but that was Barnum and his family。 He was very anxious to get here in time for the first train； so I stuck him for 2； and now I'll carry you to the Revere House free。〃
〃What Barnum is it？〃 I asked。
〃The Museum and Jenny Lind man；〃 he replied。
The compliment and the shave both having been intended for me； I was of course mollified； and replied； 〃You are mistaken； my friend； _I_ am Barnum。〃
〃Coachee〃 was thunderstruck； and offered all sorts of apologies。
〃A friend at the other depot told me that I had Mr。 Barnum on board；〃 said he； 〃and I really supposed he meant the other man。 When I come to notice you； I perceive my mistake； but I hope you will forgive me。 I have carried you frequently before； and hope you will give me your custom while you are in Boston。 I never will make such a mistake again。〃
The Pequonnock Bank of Bridgeport was organized in the spring of 1851。 Barnum had no interest whatever in it； not holding a single share of the stock。 He was； however； unanimously elected President of it。 He accepted the office； but as he knew he could not devote much time to it； requested that Mr。 Hubbell； then Mayor of Bridgeport； should be made Vice…President。
Mr。 Barnum also invested 20；000； as special partner； in a company for the publication of an illustrated weekly newspaper in New York。 This was The Illustrated News。 The first number was issued on the 1st of January； 1853； and within a month it had seventy thousand circulation。 Various complications arose； which greatly annoyed Barnum； and at the end of the first year the whole concern was sold out without loss。
He was earnestly urged； in February； 1854； to accept the presidency of the Universal Exposition； which was held in New York in the famous Crystal Palace。 At first he positively declined。 But the matter was persistently urged upon him by many influential gentlemen； who represented to him that the success of the enterprise depended upon his acceptance of the position。 The result was that at last he did accept it； and he entered upon its duties with all the vigor he could command。 The concern was almost bankrupt； and to save it from utter ruin Barnum advanced large sums of money from his own purse。 By this means and by various other efforts； such as the re…inauguration； the famous Jullien concerts； etc。； here stor