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to go to the Continent； but he would most gladly stay in London if he could get the favor of an audience with Her Majesty。
Mr。 Murray kindly offered his good offices in the case； and the next day one of the Life Guards； a tall； noble…looking fellow； bedecked as became his station； brought a note； conveying the Queen's invitation to General Tom Thumb and his guardian Mr。 Barnum； to appear at Buckingham Palace on an evening specified。 Special instructions were the same day orally given by Mr。 Murray； by Her Majesty's command； to suffer the General to appear before her； as he would appear anywhere else； without any training in the use of the titles of royalty； as the Queen desired to see him act naturally and without restraint。
Determined to make the most of the occasion； Mr。 Barnum put a placard on the door of the Egyptian Hall： 〃Closed this evening； General Tom Thumb being at Buckingham Palace by command of Her Majesty。〃
When they arrived at the palace； a Lord…in…Waiting met them； and began 〃coaching〃 them on points of court etiquette。 Mr。 Barnum； especially； was told that he must in no event speak directly to Her Majesty； but through the medium of the aforesaid Lord。 He must also keep his face constantly turned toward the Queen； and so； in retiring from the royal presence； must walk backward。 Having thus been instructed in the ways of royalty； Mr。 Barnum and the diminutive General were led to the presence of the Queen。
They passed through a long corridor to a broad flight of marble steps； which led to the picture gallery； and there the Queen and Prince Albert； the Duchess of Kent； the Duke of Wellington； and others were awaiting their arrival。 They were standing at the further end of the room when the doors were thrown open； and the General walked in； looking like a wax doll gifted with the power of locomotion。 Surprise and pleasure were depicted on the countenances of the royal circle at beholding this remarkable specimen of humanity so much smaller than they had evidently expected to find him。
The General advanced with a firm step； and； as he came within hailing distance； made a very graceful bow； and exclaimed； 〃Good evening； ladies and gentlemen。〃
A burst of laughter followed this salutation。 The Queen then took him by the hand； led him about the gallery； and asked him many questions； the answers to which kept the party in an uninterrupted strain of merriment。 The General familiarly informed the Queen that her picture gallery was 〃first…rate；〃 and told her he should like to see the Prince of Wales。 The Queen replied that the Prince had retired to rest； but that he should see him on some future occasion。 The General then gave his songs； dances； and imitations； and after a conversation with Prince Albert； and all present； which continued for more than an hour； they were permitted to depart。
But before this Mr。 Barnum had broken the instructions in etiquette which had been so carefully impressed upon him by the Lord…in…Waiting。 When the Queen began asking him questions； he answered her； as she addressed him； through the lordly medium； as he had been told。 That was inconvenient and irksome； however； and presently Barnum addressed his reply directly to her。 The Lord…in…Waiting was horror…struck； but the Queen did not appear to be displeased； for she instantly followed her guest's example； and spoke thereafter directly to him。 In a few minutes Her Majesty and the Yankee showman were talking together with the greatest ease and freedom。
〃I felt；〃 said Mr。 Barnum afterward； 〃entirely at ease in her presence； and could not avoid contrasting her sensible and amiable manners with the stiffness and formality of upstart gentility at home or abroad。
〃The Queen was modestly attired in plain black； and wore no ornaments。 Indeed； surrounded as she was by ladies arrayed in the highest style of magnificence； their dresses sparkling with diamonds； she was the last person whom a stranger would have pointed out in that circle as the Queen of England。
〃The Lord…in…Waiting was perhaps mollified toward me when he saw me following his illustrious example in retiring from the royal presence。 He was accustomed to the process； and therefore was able to keep somewhat ahead （or rather aback） of me； but even _I_ stepped rather fast for the other member of the retiring party。 We had a considerable distance to travel in that long gallery before reaching the door； and whenever the General found he was losing ground； he turned around and ran a few steps； then resumed his position of backing out； then turned around and ran； and so continued to alternate his methods of getting to the door； until the gallery fairly rang with the merriment of the royal spectators。 It was really one of the richest scenes I ever saw； running； under the circumstances； was an offense sufficiently heinous to excite the indignation of the Queen's favorite poodle dog； and he vented his displeasure by barking so sharply as to startle the General from his propriety。 He； however； recovered immediately； and with his little cane； commenced an attack on the poodle； and a funny fight ensued； which renewed and increased the merriment of the royal party。
〃This was near the door of exit。 We had scarcely passed into the ante…room； when one of the Queen's attendants came to us with the expressed hope of her Majesty that the General had sustained no damage； to which the Lord…in…Waiting playfully added； that in case of injury to so renowned a personage； he should fear a declaration of war by the United States！〃
The visitors were then escorted about the Palace； and treated to refreshments。 Before leaving Mr。 Barnum bethought him of the 〃Court Circular；〃 in which the doings of the Royal Family were chronicled to the world。 Would his reception by the Queen be mentioned in it？ Certainly。 Well； then； would it not be possible to secure something more than mere mention； some words of special commendation； a 〃free advertisement〃 in fact？ He would try it！ So he inquired where he could find the gentleman who prepared the circular； and was informed that that functionary was in the Palace at that very moment。
〃He was sent for；〃 related Mr。 Barnum； 〃by my solicitation； and promptly acceded to my request for such a notice as would attract attention。 He even generously desired me to give him an outline of what I sought； and I was pleased to see afterward； that he had inserted my notice verbatim。
〃This notice of my visit to the Queen wonderfully increased the attraction of 'Gen。 Tom Thumb；' and compelled me to obtain a more commodious hall for my exhibition。 I accordingly moved to a larger room in the same building。〃
On their second visit to the Queen； they were received in what is called the Yellow Drawing Room； a magnificent apartment。 It is on the north side of the gallery； and is entered from that apartment。 It was hung with drapery of rich yellow satin damask； the couches； sofas； and chairs being covered with the same material。 The vases； urns； and ornaments were all of the most exquisite workmanship。 The room was panelled in gold； and the heavy cornices beautifully carved and gilt。 The tables； pianos； etc。； were mounted with gold； inlaid with pearl of various hues； and