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thing； I should think myself the happiest man in the world； indeed that
touches me near； very near。
CARE。 What can that be； Sir Paul？
SIR PAUL。 Why； I have； I thank heaven； a very plentiful fortune； a
good estate in the country； some houses in town； and some money； a pretty
tolerable personal estate； and it is a great grief to me； indeed it is； Mr。
Careless； that I have not a son to inherit this。 'Tis true I have a daughter；
and a fine dutiful child she is； though I say it； blessed be providence I may
say； for indeed； Mr。 Careless； I am mightily beholden to providence。 A
poor unworthy sinner。 But if I had a son！ Ah； that's my affliction； and
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my only affliction； indeed I cannot refrain tears when it comes in my mind。
＇Cries。＇
CARE。 Why； methinks that might be easily remediedmy lady's a
fine likely woman …
SIR PAUL。 Oh； a fine likely woman as you shall see in a summer's
day。 Indeed she is； Mr。 Careless； in all respects。
CARE。 And I should not have taken you to have been so old …
SIR PAUL。 Alas； that's not it； Mr。 Careless； ah！ that's not it； no； no；
you shoot wide of the mark a mile； indeed you do； that's not it； Mr。
Careless； no； no； that's not it。
CARE。 No？ What can be the matter then？
SIR PAUL。 You'll scarcely believe me when I shall tell youmy lady
is so nice。 It's very strange； but it's true； too trueshe's so very nice； that
I don't believe she would touch a man for the world。 At least not above
once a year； I'm sure I have found it so； and； alas； what's once a year to an
old man； who would do good in his generation？ Indeed it's true； Mr。
Careless； it breaks my heart。 I am her husband； as I may say； though far
unworthy of that honour； yet I am her husband； but alas…a…day； I have no
more familiarity with her personas to that matterthan with my own
motherno indeed。
CARE。 Alas…a…day； this is a lamentable story。 My lady must be told
on't。 She must i'faith； Sir Paul； 'tis an injury to the world。
SIR PAUL。 Ah！ would to heaven you would； Mr。 Careless； you are
mightily in her favour。
CARE。 I warrant you； what！ we must have a son some way or other。
SIR PAUL。 Indeed I should be mightily bound to you if you could
bring it about； Mr。 Careless。
LADY PLYANT。 Here； Sir Paul； it's from your steward。 Here's a
return of 600 pounds； you may take fifty of it for the next half year。
＇Gives him the letter。＇
SCENE IX。
＇To them＇ LORD FROTH； CYNTHIA。
SIR PAUL。 How does my girl？ Come hither to thy father； poor
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lamb： thou'rt melancholic。
LORD FROTH。 Heaven； Sir Paul； you amaze me； of all things in the
world。 You are never pleased but when we are all upon the broad grin：
all laugh and no company； ah； then 'tis such a sight to see some teeth。
Sure you're a great admirer of my Lady Whifler； Mr。 Sneer； and Sir
Laurence Loud； and that gang。
SIR PAUL。 I vow and swear she's a very merry woman； but I think
she laughs a little too much。
LORD FROTH。 Merry！ O Lord； what a character that is of a
woman of quality。 You have been at my Lady Whifler's upon her day；
madam？
CYNT。 Yes； my lord。 I must humour this fool。 ＇Aside。＇
LORD FROTH。 Well； and how？ hee！ What is your sense of the
conversation？
CYNT。 Oh； most ridiculous； a perpetual comfort of laughing without
any harmony； for sure； my lord； to laugh out of time； is as disagreeable as
to sing out of time or out of tune。
LORD FROTH。 Hee； hee； hee； right； and then； my Lady Whifler is
so readyshe always comes in three bars too soon。 And then； what do
they laugh at？ For you know laughing without a jest is as impertinent；
hee！ as； as …
CYNT。 As dancing without a fiddle。
LORD FROTH。 Just i'faith； that was at my tongue's end。
CYNT。 But that cannot be properly said of them； for I think they are
all in good nature with the world； and only laugh at one another； and you
must allow they have all jests in their persons； though they have none in
their conversation。
LORD FROTH。 True； as I'm a person of honour。 For heaven's sake
let us sacrifice 'em to mirth a little。 ＇Enter BOY and whispers SIR
PAUL。＇
SIR PAUL。 Gads so。Wife； wife； my Lady Plyant； I have a word。
LADY PLYANT。 I'm busy； Sir Paul； I wonder at your impertinence。
CARE。 Sir Paul； harkee； I'm reasoning the matter you know。
Madam； if your ladyship please； we'll discourse of this in the next room。
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SIR PAUL。 O ho； I wish you good success； I wish you good success。
Boy； tell my lady； when she has done； I would speak with her below。
SCENE X。
CYNTHIA； LORD FROTH； LADY FROTH； BRISK。 LADY
FROTH。 Then you think that episode between Susan； the dairy… maid；
and our coachman is not amiss； you know； I may suppose the dairy in
town； as well as in the country。
BRISK。 Incomparable； let me perish。 But then； being an heroic
poem； had you not better call him a charioteer？ Charioteer sounds great；
besides； your ladyship's coachman having a red face； and you comparing
him to the sunand you know the sun is called Heaven's charioteer。
LADY FROTH。 Oh； infinitely better； I'm extremely beholden to you
for the hint； stay； we'll read over those half a score lines again。 ＇Pulls out a
paper。＇ Let me see here； you know what goes before； the comparison；
you know。 ＇Reads。＇
For as the sun shines ev'ry day； So of our coachman I may say。
BRISK。 I'm afraid that simile won't do in wet weather； because you
say the sun shines every day。
LADY FROTH。 No； for the sun it won't； but it will do for the
coachman； for you know there's most occasion for a coach in wet weather。
BRISK。 Right；